The Naughty or Nice Girl Test

How do you know if you're a horny slut? How do you know if you're a wholesome girl? Take this test to determine which type of girl you are. Saint or Sinner. Madonna (biblical) or Whore.

1) You enjoy juggling boyfriends, without commitment to any of them.
True
False

2) You've had 'sexual relations' with more than one partner in a 24 hour period.
True
False

3) You like to tease men, but aren't sure why.
True
False

4) You often go out clubbing with short skirts and no panties on. Occasionally, you've met up with a hot guy and made out with him in the corner. A couple of those times you let him rub up your thighs. You were delighted by the quizzical and delighted look on his face when his hand met up with your shaved genitals.
True
False

5) You've had sex in a public place.
True
False

6) You've had a threesome.
True
False

7) Your involved in a long-term relationship. Only problem is, the two of you go through a pattern of consistently breaking up and getting back together again. He has this incredibly good-looking, cultured, intelligent and wealthy best friend. When you and your beau have your off-time, you figure it's not cheating when you sleep with his best friend.
True
False

8) You like to walk around your apartment completely nude with all lights on and shades up. You have a sneaking suspicion that there may be adolescents next door peeping on you. For some reason, this turns you on.
True
False

9) You're at your bosses house for a company party. You've had a bit to drink, and enter the bathroom feeling quite randy. You notice his electrical toothbrush on the sink and get a gleam in your eye. Should you?
You resist the temptation to press the vibrating toothbrush up to your cotton panties.
You figure, 'who cares, and who'll ever know?' You wash it first and lock the door. You rub the electric toothbrush against your panties, but it's still not good enough. You take your panties off and rub against it. Hey, it's not like you didn't rinse it off when you were done.

10) The first thing you pack for a tropical vacation is:
Condoms and lube
'The Rabbit' and plenty of batteries
Crotch-less thong panties
The Morning After Pill
All of the above
Gross. None of the above. Just a good book and your knitting.

11) You're very close to being married to a great guy when you see a hot guy loitering around the mall you're shopping by yourself at. The first thing you do or say is:
Avoid eye contact altogether.
Nice eye candy, but I'm going to turn around and leave the image behind me forever.
Hmmm. I wonder if he has a girlfriend or wife?
I'm going to give him my phone number.
You approach him, strike up a conversation and program your cell phone number into his, even though he's told you he's engaged.

12) You are single and meet the perfect man. He is gorgeous, articulate, has a good job and you've finally found a man who shares common hobbies. When you find out he is married, you:
Refuse to ever see him again. Good riddance.
Suggest he get some professional help. You know you'll be working out your guilty feelings in therapy for months to come.
You love it! It's the ideal situation. You'll dig having time away from him to explore other masculine pursuits. And you can always guilt-trip him with the, "You'll never leave her" line in order to get your way.

13) You're looking forward to your European vacation, because:
You've never been abroad and are dizzy with delirium at taking in all that foreign culture has to offer.
You're planning to meet your German penpal, finally. The two of you have been corresponding since you were twelve.
Your panties are already dripping wet knowing that it is safe to spread your legs across Europe because no one knows you there. What? You'll use protection, what's the big deal?

14) You collect:
The Wizard of Oz collectibles
Rare out-of-print books
Shoes
Corsets and other unique lingerie
Dildo's, vibrators and men's phone numbers

15.) Your idea of a thrilling night out is:
Dinner at a French restaurant and a foreign film.
An overnight trip to a quaint Bed and Breakfast in a cozy New England town.
One part champagne mimosa's, two hits Ecstasy and an all-night ride with your one-night stand.