Condoleeza Rice: Can't Touch This

Condoleeza Rice is the Bush administration's national security adviser. She is the first woman ever to hold such a key position. Being the most academic of the Bush foreign affairs team, she is also the most unique, because of her gender, background and youth. She may just be the most popular and influential national security adviser since Henry Kissinger.

Condoleeza Rice was born November 14, 1954 in Birmingham, Alabama. If ever there was a more challenging time and place to enter the world for a black, female Einstein, this would be it. She's quoted as having said that in order to get ahead, she'd have to be 'twice as good.'

Twice as good, indeed; Rice enrolled at the University of Denver at the age of 15, graduating at 19 with a bachelor's degree in Political Science, cum laude. She went on to earn a master's degree from the University of Notre Dame and a doctorate from the University of Denver's Graduate School of International Studies.

She's been awarded many honorary degrees from several other esteemed learning institutions. She's written books and served under both Bush's. After serving as the Soviet affairs adviser on Bush Senior's National Security Council, she returned to work at Stanford University, where she became provost: the youngest, first female and first non-white provost.

So why on earth are we including her here with the other 'good girls?' Because chances are, she wouldn't have time to be a slut, even if she could! And partly because only a very select few will make it past our promiscuity censors. If anyone belongs in this category, it is her.

And it's also noted that Rice is sometimes described as 'precise and prissy.' Ah, well, considering the type of life she is living, I'm sure the lot of us would be perceived by the public as just that. She's also been documented as the type of person who is very sure of herself. Yes, I guess confidence would result for those of us with the survival skills and smarts to graduate college at the age of 19.

Of course, we'd never purport to have an inkling of a guess as to how Condoleeza conducts herself in the bedroom, nor would we really want to. If her absolutist brand of loyalty to the Bush administration is any indication, we have a feeling she'd be loyal to that one man in the sac, as well.

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